I once killed an enemy soldier by cutting off his feet.

Dec 18, Tree Jokes. Here we have some tree jokes, wood jokes, and an apple tree joke that will help you turn your mood right around. 1. What would you call the sleepiest tree in the world? Mesnoozelah. 2. Why don't trees like any riddles? Probably because they can quickly get very stumped. 3. Why did the big tree get stumped the other day? PP JOKE.

three men enter hell the devil asks the men what did you use to work as the first man said a lumberjack so the devil said that they will chop his pp off the second man said a firefighter so the devil said we will burn his pp off the third thought about it and said lolipop sales men.

Jan 08, Why did the evil queen order her subjects to cut down all the trees in the kingdom? She was jealous because every one of them had a bigger crown than her. Why can’t Christmas trees sew?

They always drop their needles. Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it? It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!Estimated Reading Time: 6 mins.

What did the tree say to the bully? Leaf me alone! What type of tree likes to give high fives? A palm tree! What did the single tree say to the bush? I don’t want no shrub! A shrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me. How do you know when a tree has had too much root beer? He won’t stop texting his ax! How can you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark! A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree complains."I'm a talking tree!" The man responds. Apr 03, The salesman tells him,"This is a real good one, and it can cut 10 cords of wood a day." So the guy buys it. He goes right home and starts cutting. He cuts all afternoon and in to the nite. At dusk he only has 1/2 of a cord cut. So he figures he'll really give it a go and try again tomorrow, to see if he can cut 10 treeclearing.barted Reading Time: 8 mins. Why did the soft-spoken tree surgeon go ballistic on a group tree cutting jokes lumberjacks?

They clear-cut the forest, and she lost all her patients!

He met me in the street and asked if I wanted a free haircut.

Forest Riddles: How many trees can you plant in an empty forest? One. After that, it’s not empty anymore. Where do you find forests without trees, roads without cars, and towns without houses? On a map.